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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.

Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you?", asked Bill.

"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver.

"My God, what did you tell them?", asks Clinton.

The driver replies, "I`m Bill Clinton`s driver, and I just killed the pig"

The reply you get depends on the question you ask

Posted in By Vin Ver 0 comments


Jack and Max are walking from religious service.




Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.


Max Replies: "Why don't you ask the Priest?"


So Jack goes up to the Priest.


Jack Asked :"Father, may I smoke while I pray ?"


The Priest Replies : "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."


Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.


Max Says : "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."


And so Max goes up to the Priest


Max Asked : "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?"


Priest Eagerly Replies: "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."


Moral of the story is... The reply you get depends on the question you ask

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