A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: "Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together." So the doctor said: 'Ok, and what do you want me to do?'She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: "I think, I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is.There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms. The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child! 'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution. The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman said, "That's okay."For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women will flock to".The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."So, BOOM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."So, BOOM- she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,"I'd like to have a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!
A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: "Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together." So the doctor said: 'Ok, and what do you want me to do?'
