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Funiest Santa Jokes

Posted in , , By Fan kabaddi 5 comments

1.
santa had always been worried that why he has one brother while his sister has two?????

2.
Santa selling parachute, tells the customer "jump from plane n press button & you can land safely."
Customer: if it doesn't open????
Santa : PAISA WAPAS...

3.
Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?
Santa : It is 99% safe.! 100 feet se fenkoge to 99 feet tak kuchh nahi hoga"!

4.
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA

5.
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have come again..

6.
Teacher :If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Santa : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

7.
Height of Intelligence!! 99 year old Santa going for Vodafone's lifetime scheme

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Posted in By Pooja Verma 3 comments
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
10. The Last one...... 
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Upgrade
Regards,
Banta

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