Funiest Santa Jokes

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1.
santa had always been worried that why he has one brother while his sister has two?????

2.
Santa selling parachute, tells the customer "jump from plane n press button & you can land safely."
Customer: if it doesn't open????
Santa : PAISA WAPAS...

3.
Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?
Santa : It is 99% safe.! 100 feet se fenkoge to 99 feet tak kuchh nahi hoga"!

4.
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA

5.
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have come again..

6.
Teacher :If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Santa : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

7.
Height of Intelligence!! 99 year old Santa going for Vodafone's lifetime scheme