Funiest Santa Jokes
1.
santa had always been worried that why he has one brother while his sister has two?????
2.
Santa selling parachute, tells the customer "jump from plane n press button & you can land safely."
Customer: if it doesn't open????
Santa : PAISA WAPAS...
3.
Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?
Santa : It is 99% safe.! 100 feet se fenkoge to 99 feet tak kuchh nahi hoga"!
4.
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA
5.
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have come again..
6.
Teacher :If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Santa : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
7.
Height of Intelligence!! 99 year old Santa going for Vodafone's lifetime scheme
santa had always been worried that why he has one brother while his sister has two?????
2.
Santa selling parachute, tells the customer "jump from plane n press button & you can land safely."
Customer: if it doesn't open????
Santa : PAISA WAPAS...
3.
Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?
Santa : It is 99% safe.! 100 feet se fenkoge to 99 feet tak kuchh nahi hoga"!
4.
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA
5.
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have come again..
6.
Teacher :If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Santa : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
7.
Height of Intelligence!! 99 year old Santa going for Vodafone's lifetime scheme
5 comments:
Minimum Maximum!!!! LOL!!!!
Balle Balle!!
I am great fan of Mr. santa. I'll meet him once before i die
6th is the best!!
Realy 6th is best
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